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Depicting Golders Green as a greedy Jew, for instance, may offend as easily as it makes you laugh. Most of the gags in the film are extremely un-PC, but very funny nonetheless. I'm not really sure what to make of this movie. Kenny and Byron themselves soon realize that they not only share the same (homo)sexuality, but that they, too, may be in love. By film's end, Kenny and Byron discover that Golders Green and The Queen had not simply exchanged sex for money. Before long, however, another six dead gay men lay on various floors - along with one dead lesbian. When it is discovered that Kenny, too, has a huge penis ("I always thought I was normal!"), Byron concocts a scheme to have Kenny sleep with Golders Green and find out if the money is still in the mattress. As they conduct their search for the man with the tiny penis, Kenny and Byron manage to kill two more gay men. Through a quirk of fate, Byron discovers that the murderer was a man with a 3.5 inch penis. Byron and Kenny soon embark on quest to loot Golders Green's mattress of money. His lover, the Orthodox rabbi known only as "Golders Green" (because he lives on Golders Green), is rumored to have paid The Queen for sex out of a gigantic stash of money kept under his mattress.
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Kenny, naturally, is a more than a little nonplussed by Brendan's "day job." The plot actually when The Queen - a local flaming homosexual with a huge penis (played with understated femininity by Michael Praed, who some might remember as Prince Michael on the old TV show "Dynasty") - is found dead. It turns out that Brendan's been unable to make much of himself, so he earns money by performing oral sex on old gay men he meets in a local bar. It follows the tale of Irish boy Kenny (the handsome Glenn Mulhern), who has traveled to London to hook up with his friend, Byron (the sharp-featured and hot-bodied Brendan Mackey). "9 Dead Gay Guys" is a British film by first-time writer-director Ky Lab Mo. My friend was so confused, so you gotta have brains to like this movie. "What's with you and dead people" "I guess we're gonna do it." If you can keep up with the driven pace, the MTV layout, the accents, the drawf's naked ass, super sissy men and the lesbian from hell - you'll enjoy it a lot. Part social commentary: Argo The west African's speech Part murder mystery: Hence the search for the murderer with the 3.5 inch willy. A comment on stereotypes: (all men giving oral sex to other men, are not gay, black men don't always have the biggest, women who hang around gay men are not all cheesecake loving fag hags and the butch-est guy in the room can be gay and want to shag another dude.
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I loved it for the very thin line it danced on. But as I say, I understood the slang and the language easily. Therein lies the problem with an average American watching this film. I didn't have the problem - as an actor I've done all those accents and have been watching British related TV since I was nine. I saw this with a friend who simply couldn't understand the story because of the thick accents used throughout the film.
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In other words the film's biggest stereotypical statement is less about queens, dwarves, vicars, fat women, minicab drivers or black men than it is about Irishmen! It's a tease: there are a couple of good twists about stereotypes near the end, and one of the lads realises he is enjoying the sex with men, while the other goes home to his mammy. It has won at gay as well as straight comedy film festivals (notably Montreal and Dublin) and the anxious straight critics needn't worry that they ought to be offended for their gay sisters. Since every sensibility is deliberately offended, it reminds me of the attitude in Stephen Pickles' brilliant book of the pre-AIDS eighties, 'Queens.' No visible dicks may upset gays more than seeing themselves portrayed for laughs, but the lads are quite engaging, and humour not pornography dominates. Luckily one is endowed with good fortune! The twits stumble through plot twists amid a succession of caricature characters and the film looks like South Park in live-action Brixton. Ripped clothes and rent boys are in evidence as the lads start looking for the loot in the orthodox jew's bed, and they need a tool as big as two cans of Red Bull to get there.
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Byron and Kenny find themselves in a Greek tragedy of horrendous proportions as the gay guys that the cynical, drunken one of this Irish pair of 'working' lads has persuaded his more innocent friend to make money from start dropping dead.